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❄ that's not an icicle ❄

💋 lips like sugar cookies 🍪

📓 Grab my minicomic today! 📓

gee, your aura smells terrific 💭

🍕 action = satisfaction 🍕

Don't tell Columbia House... 🎹

⚫ music docs & polka dots ⚫

John Candy > Halloween candy 👻

My new minicomic & more 🍌

What's a potato's least favorite day of the week?

... because you're the only 10 I see. 🍊

you have great taste 😝

This isn't real 🔮

Who's Denny Barracuda?

pulp candy 🍭

I love your elbows 💪

Vending machine love 🍬

Aack, I'm back 🍒

Pizza girls and Johnny Fever 🍕

Pop-culture crossword & book giveaway 👙

Roll the 20-sided dice 🎱

'80s metalheads & dead gossip queens ⚡

Hacks, bare knees & talking cats 🐦

Parker Posey, Pee-wee & punk nuns ♥

Bunnies, Batman, Marilu Henner. 🐇

'82 movies & Warhol on a boat 🚢

A dream of taco typewriters 🏁

Marlene Dietrich in stonewashed denim 👖

Jumpsuits & my sequel to "The Graduate" 🎓

Tonight at 9 ET: Play games with me! 🍀

Cheap thrills & nostalgia pills 🌈

My fave pandemic purchases 👖

🍒 91 songs from '91 & a new Winona 🍒

Game nights & hot dog rollers 🍺

Paint splatters & important matters ⭐

A 1986 playlist! Street art! Apologies! 🚦

✏ Get it done! (Or don't.)

Madonna flashbacks & charming grumps 🍄

81 great songs from 1981 & more 🌜

New year, new plan, new pants, new plants.

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