Roll the 20-sided dice 🎱
What are you doing tonight?
Roll the virtual dice to generate your evening activity:Â
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YOUR ROLL ON DIE #1:
1 - Watching HACKS on HBOMax
2 - Slow dancing to an "Eyes Without A Face" remix Â
3 - Devouring Callie's Hot Little Biscuits
4 - Watching THE PLAYER on Criterion
5 - Reading Danielle Henderson's THE UGLY CRY
6 - Following @lydia__ricci on Instagram
7 - Remembering old Tab commercials
8 - Buying a dang ring light already
9 - Laughing at Bo Burnham's Instagram song
10 - Listening to that Sparks tune w/Adam Driver & Marion Cotillard
11 - Making a bird feeder w/Amy Sedaris
12 - Previewing that new Tammy Faye movie
13 - Calling Whitney at 929-515-1988
14 - Lusting after Liz Taylor in BUTTERFIELD 8
15 - Wearing an Amazing Larry pin
16 - Stocking up on Bjorn Borg fashions  Â
17 - Drinking Mary J. Blige's wine
18 - Drawing a Pac-Man machine
19 - Playing Pac-Man
20 - Bidding on Indiana Jones's fedora
YOUR ROLL ON DIE #2:
1 - and licking peanut butter off my lips!
2 - while taking a luxurious bath! Â
3 - with Ed Asner!
4 - because it could all end tomorrow!
5 - while wearing a sexy kimono!
6 - but only after "Wheel of Fortune" is over!
7 - under the cherry moon!
8 - with a banjo on my knee!Â
9 - while sucking on a chili dog!
10 - under the covers!
11 - while using my outside voice inside!
12 - with Raoul, the ghost who lives in my closet!
13 - by the glow of an old lava lamp!
14 - in fishnet stockings!
15 - while eating whipped cream from a can!
16 - from a steamy motel room in Branson, Missouri!
17 - while removing 98% of my body hair!
18 - with my phone turned off!
19 - while holding my inner child's hand!
20 - and then I give up.
I posted more diary comics this week -- thanks to everyone who has thrown a few bucks my way to support my creative work on patreon.com/whitneymatheson.
Holler by emailing whitmath@gmail.com or entering the secret portal behind your refrigerator.
With a heart made of hot sauce,
Howard Finster
"It doesn't matter about money; having it, not having it. Or having clothes, or not having them. You're still left alone
with yourself in the end."
- Billy Idol
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